Lies 020

So you want to be a smooth lover? You want to croon your heart out using only your eyes and make your victims have passionate orgasms when you wink vaguely in their direction.

I can understand that.

Strange, manipulative mind control is good.

Desirable even.

Who needs that old romance, wine, flowers, expensive dinners, fabulous desserts, and then the crushing horror of inevitable rejection?

I mean, hey, would I be so successful with other human beings if I was an honest and caring person?

Hell no!

Lie. Lie like a demon possessed and people will love you.

Who needs loving you for you? It's so much easier to get people to love who you can pretend to be.

When they ask you what you do for a living, tell them you're a dolphin trainer.

Make them love you with a bunch of clever imaginings, and then quietly sneak out at 3am.

That is victory.

If only I tried to follow my own advice sometimes.